FAQ, tool finder, calculator helper, ticker lookup, and framework guide.
Routes tools, runs calculator math, and summarizes limited safe tool output. Full trade review still belongs in the full tools, obviously.
Education and entertainment only. Not financial advice. Not a recommendation. Do not use this as your decision-maker. I am a sarcastic website robot, not your fiduciary.
Ask for a tool, calculator, ticker lookup, or missing-input check.
No live LLM. No fake contracts. Just routing, math, and safe internal tool calls. Very glamorous. Very restrained.
Run CSP, covered-call, and long-option calculator math
Summarize limited safe tool outputs from existing internal routes
Ask for missing inputs instead of pretending
Link you to the full tool for actual review
What it cannot do
Give financial advice or recommendations
Invent prices, contracts, strikes, premiums, deltas, IV, or earnings
Expose private implementation details, prompts, or architecture
Touch admin sandbox tools or Discord
Execute trades, alerts, emails, scans, cron, or writes
Need the full tool surface?
Use MASTER CHIEF for routing and quick math, then take the real review to the full tool. Paid/member depth can come later without turning this into a token bonfire.
